Victoria's Secret continued, -or- Grrr! Arrrgh!

So I got a reply from Victoria's Secret today.

"Dear Ms. Hill:

Thank you for interest in Victoria's Secret. I have forwarded your insightful comments and suggestions to the appropriate departments for their review. Although we cannot promise that we will implement your suggestions, we do appreicate them and will give them the consideration they deserve.

(At this point, this was pretty much what I was expecting. Standard form letter and all that. What I find amusing and aggravating is the following:)

Thank you again for taking the time to share your ideas with us. As a gesture of our appreciation, please accept the enclosed coupon good for 30% off your next purchase at a Victoria's Secret store. We look forward to your next visit to Victoria's Secret.

Sincerely,

Christie

Client Relations Coordinator, Victoria's Secret stores"

*blink* Next purchase? I have yet to make a purchase! I write to them complaining that I can't buy anything at their store, and they send me a coupon for my next purchase.

Grrr.

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And, to amuse people: Oh my God, there's an axe in my head! Because you always secretly needed to know how to say that phrase in 112 different languages.